“There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. You stick with that, and everything else is cream cheese.”

Coach Finstock, Teen Wolf (1985)

As I begin the long and familiar road back to my blogging roots — writing inconsistently and leaving my movie review site to slowly wither and die — I’ve decided to dedicate Mondays to Movie Advice. It’s short, sweet, and super easy to post on a weekly basis when all I need is the following: (1) a movie quote, (2) a couple of sentences of personal insight or commentary, and (3) most importantly, letting the quote speak for itself.

Today’s quote — while potentially sound advice — is put here just because I’ve always found it funny. And while this movie hasn’t done anything but aged poorly in its almost thirty years in existence, the least I could do is show it a little respect since it gave me so much joy back in my more impressionable years.